The VENDOR.
The Vendor is a comedy
film that is mediocrely written and directed by Odunlade Adekola. He presented a
tale of a young man’s misfortune in a fiercely forceful way. The movie features a range of actors like: Odunlade
Adekola, Adunni Ade, Jide Kosoko and Pa James.
The Vendor is a story
about a young man, Gbadebo Godwin Akunwunmi (Odunlade Adekola), who is
abandoned by his wealthy politician father and has to sort out life alone.
Having to do several menial jobs, fall in love and eventually, luck meets him
when he is reunited with his father (Jide Kosoko) and welcomed into the life of
affluence.
The plot of this movie
is weak and boring, with no organized sequence whatsoever. The Vendor is a mish-mash
of disjointed scenarios that portray a lot of unnecessary messages. It felt
like Odunlade, being popularly known for his countless mimical facial
expressions on social media, simply created a 2-hour
movie just to sell even more mimical facial
expressions and probably endorsement deals. The Vendor is one movie that has no
business in the cinemas instead, it should be developed into a Television
series.
The directing of this
movie is poor to say the least. Watching it, I kept on asking myself why some
scenes made it into the final piece. I mean, a large chunk of the movie could
have been cut away and we would still have gotten the message; like what was
the relevance of he going to his friend’s house and dancing to the drummers in
front of the house? Why were there even drummers in front of the house? And
then the part where he was mocking his friend’s mother because she was an
illiterate and was able to travel to China. He lost me there.
The plot was so weak that the
attempt for a plot twist was a total failure, like how
did his father suddenly come out from nowhere and change the course of his
life. I believe a background story as to why his father abandoned him and where
his mother was, could have made the twist more acceptable but I guess they were
running out of time or story ideas.
The sound effect and
cinematography were other aspects of this movie that I was dissatisfied with.
The sound effects were very off! You would think the editor was watching an
entirely different movie when he was allotting the sounds. The cinematography
is particularly sad for me because just when I was beginning to boast about the
quality of Nollywood’s cinematography, then this happens. The movie was filled
with scenes that had poor lightings and mediocre camera shots.
Amidst this much
distaste, I would like to take a moment to applaud the makeup in this movie,
simple and neat. Even though, Adunni’s complexion could have been a big
contribution to this, I still liked it.
Now let’s talk about the actors:
First and probably the
only person I was extremely pleased with was Adunni’s character. She played the
calm yet no-nonsense oyibo lady very effortlessly. She was real and believable.
I particularly liked the scenes where she woke up from the bad dreams,
especially the one where she kissed Godwin, I could feel her irritation from my
seat. She killed her performance.
It is safe to say that
Odunlade achieved his purpose with this movie (that is if all he wanted out of
this was to be more of a trending topic on social media), because almost no
scene went by without he giving us one comical facial expression or the other.
He did a decent job.
Pa James of Papa Ajasco fame
came with his usual idiosyncrasies. Each scene he featured in takes you back to
his time in Papa Ajasco and Company. One could almost hear his unspoken plea to
bring back his days in the TV series.
The other characters
were either too forced or somewhat irrelevant. Like Emeka the gateman; how be
he an unrefined Igbo man, was unnecessarily loud and distasteful. Through his short
while in the movie, he dabbled between being funny and irritating.
In summary, by now, it
should be very evident that I was not pleased with a large aspect of this movie.
On a scale of zero to five, I’d rate this movie a 1.5.
I ought not to recommend
this movie but if you are looking on how to pass time at the cinema and you do
not mind spending your cash doing so. Else, save yourself the money, time and
very possibly traffic to and fro.
Go, see the movie, have
fun and tell me what you feel about it in the comment section below. Hopefully,
the next time I go see a movie I can get your verbal reaction of what you think
about the movie #Wink
Full Cast
Odunlade Adekola – Gbadebo Godwin Akunwunmi
Madam – Adunni Ade
Politician – Jide Kosoko
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